GUN CONTROL AND MILITIAS
Let me start off by asking why anyone needs a god damn machine gun to hunt for a duck? What's the sport in that? "Hey Delbert, it took me 93 shots but I pegged that son of a bitch, we gonna have some good eatin tonight ain't we."
Its a fundamentally fact that in today's society we need gun control. I mean today it's easier to buy gun then it is to renew your drivers license. I know some of you good old country folk are going to argue that gun control is against the constitution and that I am being un-American for even mentioning it. Well folks I think if our forefathers knew what this right to bear arms was going to turn it to I think they themselves would have said screw that. They had no idea that it was going to come down to small groups of farmers stockpiling every weapon known to man so they can fight off the "evil federal government", because they don't want to pay their god damn income tax!
When the constitution was written a gun was a necessity for survival. America was a dangerous place. At any minute the red coats could be marching over that yonder hill, to kill you, rape your wife and pillage your farm. You needed to have a weapon to defend yourself and your family, but today their is no need for this. The United States Army is not going to Murder, rape and pillage your land, no matter what you militia freaks believe!
The Brady Bill is one off the most important pieces of legislation in recent years. This country has become crime ridden. Every day people are killed needlessly by hand guns. Now, can someone tell me why anyone has a problem with this five day waiting period to buy a gun? Who the hell else except someone intending to murder somebody needs a gun immediately, huh? Some times I wonder if people actually wake up on a Saturday morning and think to their self's "Boy, I just have the urge to go sneak around the forest in military fatigues and shoot holes in small furry animals, but because that Damn Brady Bill I won't be able to kill an innocent animal until next Thursday. DAMN YOU CONGRESS!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!" There is a really simple solution to this problem. If you are planning on going out in the woods and chasing deer around like Neanderthals on Saturday, apply for your rifle on Monday, OK! Its not that complicated, plan ahead!
It also says in the constitution that the people have the right to have an ORGANIZED militia. Let me emphasis the word organized. Its my feeling that your military isn't to organized if it uses Milwaukee's Best beer cans for target practice, and a double wide trailer for headquarters, OK Johnny Reb! When the forefathers wrote that in the constitution they were talking about the national guard and nothing else. They never intended this to mean that 30 half wit paranoid farmers in the backwoods of Michigan could get together and form their own freaking army! What the hell do you militia groups think you are defending yourself from, huh? What, your responsibility to society to chip in and pay your freaking taxes?
The Militia groups also have a deep hatred for the United Nations. Why? What the hell are you people afraid of, World peace? That's the only thing I see coming out of the United Nations. Hell, the United States is The United Nations! We run the freaking thing, you militia shit heads. I mean what do think going to happen, the Canadians are suddenly going to decide they like warm weather and invade us. I mean, get with it, The World has changed in the last thirty years. The cold war is over, THEIR ARE NO MORE SOVIETS!!!
You know, These militia groups act like the government is stealing their money when they pay taxes. The government doesn't even have enough money to keep the roads maintained. I mean What do you think the government is doing with all that money huh, building a machine to control the weather so they can make your crops all die? Look Earl, you can't blame the US government because you suck at farming. Maybe if you spent less time running through the forest like Rambo and more time tending to your crops, maybe then they would grow. Look General Billy Bob there is no upcoming revolution where the good country folk will over power the evil city slicker bleeding heart liberal's, OK. So give it up, and return to your pathetic lives!
RELATED LINKS
NRA -- Stands for "Not Relevant Anymore"
The Michigan Militia -- Read about their hatred for the UN. Why, I don't know?
Militia Web Sites -- A list of all the militia sites across this great country we call America!
The Democratic Party -- For Gun Control
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